Saturday 10 March 2012

 
OH DEAR - There's photographic evidence of me from birth to now and the ones from the ages of 9 to 23 are HOR-RIF-IC, definitely a "WHAT WAS I THINKING" and "WHY DID PEOPLE LET ME OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT?" I've had the tomboy phase with short hair, orange shoes and grey jumper which I even wore to my Grandpas funeral as I loved it so much, a rotund emo phase with the one eye, blue hair and hoodies, ...the 'alternative time' of red hair and obsession with labels like Drop Dead and Blue Banana and brightly coloured skinny jeans and converse, long blonde hair, long dark hair, big fringes, small fringes, bright makeup, over coloured hair, I was 'scene' at one point with the MySpace poses, the chunky 'Greb' appearance with black eyes, black hair and neon or dark clothing, the anorexic look with the leggings and tight tops or baggy jumpers, the chubby indie phase with the flowers and over-the-top scarves, SAVE THE RAVE PHASE, I was an uber podgy hippy with an obsession with ponchos and flowing skirts and big boots :/, the overweight college sheek appearance with the fitted jackets, the 'puppy fat' homeless attire phase, the new romantic look, my goth phase with the animal print clothing and 'Hayley Williams' hair lasted a while, the swish, gracious and lush high heeled wear, the 'classic posh bitch' appearance with bright blonde hair and lipstick and fitted dresses, natural and uncaring with skinny jeans, the mumsy ensemble. I've been there and done it all. AND PEOPLE LET ME OUT!!! And the worrying thing is, I'm still let loose upon the world!!